Stinging hemorrhoids will do that too.

I know I get hangry when I haven’t eaten breakfast.

More like diabetes salad.

The truth is always somewhere in the middle.  

I assume this voids the manufacturers warranty?

1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, seconds

Nope.

Someone needs a hug...

WTF?  I just can’t.....Huh?  

That’s not a fist fight, Clark.

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their faces with plastic surgery.

Stupidity and NFL Talent are not mutually exclusive for LeSean. What an idiot.   That poor woman was beaten.  And his team too doesn’t need this shit.  

“But I’m a Cheerleader” only more serious.

True to form, Zarutskie told Buzzfeed that she is “very, very blessed and fortunate” not to have lost her hand.

Yes, he needs to move up the list.  

Have they set a date yet.....for the divorce?

That pissed me off.    Par for the course, cars.com

Nope, because it looks like a penis.

“The Polish Hot Dog” was my nickname in high school.  

Jobs told him he wanted to, but he wants Apple to make a lot of money.