Stinging hemorrhoids will do that too.

I know I get hangry when I haven’t eaten breakfast.

More like diabetes salad.

The truth is always somewhere in the middle.  

He was voted one of the sexiest men in the world in 2009, People Magazine.   That’s my contribution to this thread.

I assume this voids the manufacturers warranty?

1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, seconds

I want Michael Pena to be the new Paul Rudd. I really do.

that’s not a muscle suit

Nope.

Someone needs a hug...

WTF?  I just can’t.....Huh?  

That’s not a fist fight, Clark.

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their faces with plastic surgery.

Stupidity and NFL Talent are not mutually exclusive for LeSean. What an idiot.   That poor woman was beaten.  And his team too doesn’t need this shit.  

“But I’m a Cheerleader” only more serious.

True to form, Zarutskie told Buzzfeed that she is “very, very blessed and fortunate” not to have lost her hand.

Nice job. I like your style.

Yes, he needs to move up the list.  

Have they set a date yet.....for the divorce?