Like you have to request they spit in your food...

Space Force is a cool name. But we don’t need a new military branch. We should be focusing on what we have.

He’ll go to Diesel prison where he’ll have to wear Italian designer clothes, and strike apathetic poses. It sounds terrible.

My friend who is from South Korea said that Westerners (Americans, Brits) are viewed as very fat and ugly. Basically we are orgres to the rest of the world.

I hope she stops getting surgeries.

His head expands when he grabs his dick and balls.

Soon this policy will have a better production rate than Tesla.

What does this mean exactly?

What does this mean exactly?

Too-tough love.

What is this bearded Millenial eating? It’s not a hamburger.

Great stores. Are they true? Who cares?

I need another hobby like I need another hobby.

I need another hobby like I need another hobby.

You can sue anyone for any reason...doesn’t mean you’re going to win though.

I think everything is considered bullying these days. This is based on the experiences of my 14 year old who starts 9th grade soon. The schools err on the side of caution when it comes to bullying. Name calling is bullying. Not using the right pronoun is considered bullying.

I think everyone in the schools are hyper sensitive to bullying now. Everything is considered bullying. I have 4 kids, ages 5, 8, 11, 14. In middle-school any name calling is bullying. You can’t say anything bad on SnapChat else you get busted for bullying.

That poor poor poor car wash. It was screaming “STOP” til the very end.

This Email Server stuff definitely hurt Hillary. It was a huge open sore that never stopped bleeding.

That is so cool.

This is rotor damage.

I have 1 friend, not including my wife.