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What I found most shocking about this story is Stallone’s age...71!

In defense of Hart (not that he needs my help): Everyone/Everything seems to be about Trump these days. Sometimes it’s nice to not be reminded.

What’s frightening is she’s not trying to smile in this picture.

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Wasn’t that what Vince Vaughn and Kevin James were working on in “The Dilemma”? A sound system for engines? To make Hybrid Cars sound like Muscle Cars?

Take immigration out of the discussion for a second. MS-13 is infamous for vicious machete killings, and taking video of the mutilated bodies.

According to CNN, an undocumented immigrant woman from Honduras told an attorney on Tuesday that federal agents took her infant daughter from her while the child was breastfeeding.

He was running away from the lady in the red hat. I would too.

These cases are hard to prove, easy to defend. I hope the accuser gets the result she’s looking for.

Well, he won that bet. Nice job dude.

Schooled by an intern. Were they immediately fired?

Children and Wife, please don’t buy me this for Father’s Day.

Children and Wife, please don’t buy me this for Father’s Day.

If it was a new iPhone or latest pair of Nike Kobes, people would line up.

I better not get a fucking Dremel for Father’s Day.

I better not get a fucking Dremel for Father’s Day.

I have 3 boys, don’t say that. Oh God, I don’t want to think about it.

They didn’t have a parade for losing 4 Super Bowls in a row. I know because I was there...and I didn’t see a parade.

TSA confiscated one of these from my checked bag. Even though it doesn’t contain fuel. They can’t tell the difference I guess.

TSA confiscated one of these from my checked bag. Even though it doesn’t contain fuel. They can’t tell the

I like to think Cameron got kicked out of the house after launching his dad’s precious Ferrari down the ravine next to his house.

I’m hoping someone does buy Tesla, to save them. Their cars are awesome.

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