Ryan’s glasses are the real crime.

“Alexa, play the fart song”

“Alexa, play the fart song”

Corvette Summer

Apparently Shaolin monks don’t wear safety glasses.

The needle didn’t go all the way through the glass, Clark.

“I haven’t taken out a ruler,” he said, explaining that he felt the size fluctuates too much to get a consistent measurement. But he thinks it looks noticeably larger.

A/C not tested? Really?

Yes, this is all true. They believe in magic basically. It defies all logic.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Well, she’ll get more followers now. If that is the objective.

I have a 6S Plus. Nothing wrong with it. I’ll probably do the same.

We should arm teachers with better salaries, and classroom materials.

It does if you resent “well-healed” people. Well, those with a median income of $203, 393.

I think “Naked as a jaybird” originated in 1920s-30s US penal system. When new prisoners were brought in from the bus, they went to the showers, and then made to walk from one end of the prison to the other naked. Henace naked as a j-bird.

Classic Brady Bunch Episode (Is There A Doctor In The House?)

Justin, puppies are not the answer.

I never noticed her cauliflower ears until now.

Juanita Broaddrick: Accused Bill Clinton of raping her in 1978