I doubt he, personally, padlocked a gate. I’m sure it was a staffer reporting to a staffer, reporting to a staffer.

Is the SantaFe XL the longer version? Otherwise I’m confused.

He knew he’d get abused. I’m glad he still decided to show up.

That may be true, but he didn’t use these talking points. He just had the piece of paper.

I’m guessing someone gave it to him to use, but he didn’t need it.

A co-worker just returned from vacationing in Iceland.

Trump didn’t need Russia’s help. He would have won anyway. We shouldn’t have hitched our wagon to Hillary.

We thought that too, and in most cases it’s probably true. My wife was adamant about natural child birth for our first child. But complications arose, our first son’s head got stuck in the birth canal so they performed an emergency C. For our next 3 kids she opted for a C.

I wouldn’t blame the secret service or the aide-de-camp.

Maybe and probably. They’ve been saying that since before I was born in 1969. My grandparents built a fallout shelter in the late 1950s. They fully expected to live through a nuclear attack

This is alarming!

Fembots have feelings too.

Uber Eats Driver? Eeewww

Talk Soup meets TOSH.O?

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me look at you. Fred, she’s gotten her boobies.

It wasn’t that bad.

Who cares about the Vice President? It doesn’t change how we feel or think.