I used to have some affection for you, Philly. Now you deserve to be smacked in the balls with a cheese ladle. Go swim in a dumpster pool, fuckheads.

That was a good job to not Lett him fuck that up.

“you sure about that chief?”

Halladay was one of those guys who had the throwback asthetics without the faux-toughness and bitching about how things aren’t like they used to be. He just went out and fucking dominated, then got on with the rest of his life until he went back out five days later and did it again. Man, he was good.

FTFY

If you don’t think Simmons and Embiid are among the most interesting players to watch in the NBA, then you, sir, are a crap fan.

While no one likes to be laughed at, sign me up for his life.

1. because Barstool unlike Fox News (or Former Gawker now Vox employee) doesn’t have a harassment problem. The people there who have ended up being fired (that Spags guy, the Cervix Killer guy). People still dont understand that Barstool is aimed to be comedy not journalism and you should view their content as you…

“we appreciate the efforts of Big Cat”

Every Tom, Murph, and Sully cries into his shitty Gansett pour tonight

“You think the clock is your ally. You merely manage the clock. I was born in it. Confused by it. I didn’t use the run until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING. Challenges betray me, because they belong to you.”
-B̶a̶n̶e̶ Andy Reid, seconds before breaking a Kit Kat over his knee

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Le’Veon, come to New England. We know how to get the most out of Pittsburgh’s rejected running backs.

Until now, the name “Rhys Hoskins” just sounded like another guy who has played Doctor Who.

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

Surely that was the Service Electric Slide of the Game.