That’s a pretty stark correlation.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

The Sam scene is a comedic montage that conveys the passage of time. Edgar Wright would be happy with that they did in the edit.

“the bowl-free, natural way to feed your cat.”

This sounds like someone just mashing their action figures together.

Jonah Muniz, Mabel Gondres, and Lorrie Pearson discuss their findings with local authorities.

Other people who have said “Fuck Lavar Ball” without a fine:
1) The entire NBA AND NFL as a player
2) Anyone commenting to friends when Ball is seen entering a room
3) A woman (possibly to herself) on at least three separate occasions
4) Lavar Ball, late at night in moments of deep self reflection
5) The pope

I’d give you a clap but apparently you’ve already got it.

Been to both. Driving down the main drag at OC is like being in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon. The same six stores appear over and over again. It’s a kind of boring place where getting really hammered is the most popular sport. Wildwood is trashy, but that’s why you go there. There’s a certain charm in its trashiness. Go…

I go to the Wildwood Ultimate tournament every year, and this year our team uniform is “buy shit off the boardwalk”. I have never been happier to be part of any team in my life

yeah...to that gym guy...let me fill you in about gyms...

Messi was thinking about inviting his national teammates but decided he’d rather the wedding not end up as a huge disappointment.

(gen-X scoff) more like Li Thoughtless

“I ain’t got time to bleed.”

He called somebody one ugly motherfucker. I mean, for real though.

Essentially he laughed and then exploded.

“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”