These new Philly fans have somehow combined the tendencies of a violent drunk with TED talkers.

Chris Carlin had the most cringe-worthy, douche-chilling radio show in the history of Philly sports talk, and that’s coming from the city where this happened.

When I was 14, I got Shanghai’d by a vendor in Wildwood to the tune of $80 for an MJ TuneSquad jersey. Never leaving Avalon again.

It appears that Li’s mother did not realize the putter was broken before going into the muck to get it back, as she chucked it right back into the water upon realizing it had been snapped.

“ There’s something waiting out there for us, and it ain’t no sensible health care reform. We’re all gonna die.”

Looks like Curt fell victim to another Ponson scheme

Say what you will about Philly fans but we wouldn’t have resorted to bitching about a situation like this on Yelp.

Except there’s a lot less potential for injury in this instance. You play til the clock hits zero, I don’t have a problem with this at all

WHO WANTS TO SPAM MUTOMBO!?

What they say is true, the pen(is) is mightier than the sword.

Outside of a couple cornball lines and shoehorned cameos, I thought Rogue One was phenomenal. Definitely worth the price of admission. 

Apparently she thought ‘Cracker Jack’ was a racial slur.

“I do not feel compelled to impress it.”

Beat me to it, one of my favorite clips ever from that show.

John Feigned Racy

Didn’t realize Skeleltor’s next plot was to bankrupt Detroit.

“It’s the Greek burger! With a lamb patty and mint aioli! As seen on Food Network’s Dumps, Holes, and Shitholes!”

JUDO CHOP!