therealbicyclebuck
TheRealBicycleBuck
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2. Run-flat seats

Add a trailer and it’s a homebrew version of one of these:

It seems that being brilliant and being a bit off go hand in hand. As I’ve always said, if you are in the tail on a bell curve in intelligence, you are probably out in the tail in other ways. Frank’s music makes it clear he is waaaaaaay out in the tail.

I chose to believe the claim as truth, but it doesn’t change how shocked I am to hear it. Have you listened to his music? If he wasn’t on drugs, there was something wrong with him.

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I never really understood the fascination with Frank Zappa. I’m shocked to hear that he didn’t use drugs because the only people I knew who listened to him, did use drugs.

With all the drive-through daiquiri shops we have down here, you’d think that it would be legal to drive drunk, but that isn’t the case.

It wasn’t her car. She may not have know how to open the top.

The driver is not the owner of the car. She may not have known how to put the top down.

If I keep breaking crowns, I may soon be.

It could be worse. Yes, it can.

Welcome to the ranks of those who escaped Academia. While still a student, I found the professors to be interested in and supportive of my work. When I joined the ranks, I left the hallowed halls of my academic youth and quickly discovered that not all institutions are the same. The Serious Academics in my new ivory

It’s not entirely their fault. As a former STEM professor, I can attest that the more esteemed they are, the greater the pressure to do research and publish. Schools don’t pay professors squat and have unruly grant-writing/receiving and publication requirements they must meet if they want to get promoted and achieve

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I really doubt the chemicals have much to do with this. It looks like they took a pressure washer surface cleaner and added a really good shop vac to suck up the water. Underneath the disc is a spinning wand similar to what you find in a dishwasher, but with significantly higher pressures.

I hit a dog at speed. I was catapulted the same way, but landed in the middle of the road instead of on a curb. I saw it coming and slid off the back of the seat like all mountain bikers do in preparation for a steep descent. I also grabbed a handful of brakes in a vain attempt to stop before the dog went under the

I blame Hardee's/Carl's Jr. for that. Before they came into town with their commercials showing burgers literally dripping with condiments, most places served them relatively dry. Now it's hard to find a burger without half a cup of mustard on it. An entire generation of young consumers has been tainted forever. No,

There are two foodstuffs that already meet many of your requirements. First, let’s visit the kolache.

That bucket makes a good rock block. Perhaps that is what the fellow was angry about - the track-hoe was rock-blocking his game.

I stopped by to say this, but you beat me to the punch. We have a couple of them installed in two different cars. Once inserted, it’s like they are glued into place. That’s fine most of the time, but if I need to charge a laptop, the easiest way to remove the Aukey is with a pair of channel-lock pliers.

I stopped by to say this, but you beat me to the punch. We have a couple of them installed in two different cars.