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You may have noticed a whole lot of rules have stopped applying during a pandemic.

I’ll die on this hill.

I know for a fact that you are wrong.

Gif is not Gift without the T anymore than Gin is Gint or Giraffes are Girafts.

Why don’t you WATCH the movie like a regular person instead of shitting on something you haven’t seen? Fucking idiot.

Fuck Palmer Luckey.

Yeah. I’m actually all for screens in worst-case scenarios like public transportation or restaurant meltdown with toddlers. I think that more parents just aren’t teaching children self regulation in public places, period. I’ve seen a lot of kids lately running around (not particularly family-friendly) restaurants/bars,

I am so over the whole concept of “games as service.”

I believe victims, especially when the perpetrator is a man of privilege and means.

He totally did rape that girl though. 

Loving basketball shouldn’t make you overlook the fact that someone is a rapist.

My 3-year-old has a phone (an older castoff that I give her sometimes to play educational games like Khan Academy), but I keep it strictly locked down with an app called Luna Launcher. All she can access are the apps I choose, and it needs a password to escape it. No camera, no internet, no email, contacts, or social

Yeah... the expensive shit exists as a flex, nothing more. That $250 shot exists to let somebody, really anybody in earshot, know that you’re perfectly fine literally pissing away a couple ounces of liquid.

“Perhaps you need to educate yourself.”

I would recommend this:

Seriously. I would trade all the smart functionality of my TV for an extra HDMI port.

I love you all very much. Thank you for being such a delight to write for.

Omg... I had almost forgotten where I first noticed Claire’s writing! Thank you for that! I was just explaining this to my college student son, as kind of a study in what’s at stake for G/O and what this potentially means going forward for all media... from the beginning—first with the Gawker/Hulk Hogan (thanks to Pete

Claire, this looks really good! Also thinking chopped candy bars would be a good mix-in for muffin batters... because let’s face it, muffins aren’t so healthy anyway.