Hey NASA, I think some ghosts from Challenger and Columbia would like a word about making sure things are okay. Maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't be adding more names to the Space Mirror exhibit at Kennedy, eh? 

Stop stating the battery life with the case, and just tell me how long the buds last on a charge. I don't care that they have 40 hours of battery life with the case when I can only listen to 3-4 hours at a time. Great, they charge a bunch before I have to charge the case too, but if my listening is constantly…

This is the right answer. What the OP and I were making fun of was the sheer number of people who will go clamouring for this drug who genuinely don’t need it. Same thing with gluten free. Based on the number of gluten free sections of grocery stores and specialty shops, you’d swear it was 25%.

An array of HHD drives that could fit a petabit of data would be about 200 centimeters high. An equivalent array of Blu-Ray storage would be over 2 meters high.

As someone with family who has a likely-lethal peanut allergy, I get it. There are still weirdly hypochondriac folks who want to claim allergies for whatever reason. It’s not a slight against you; there are too many people who cry wolf. I do feel terrible for people like you or my family who live in fear of eating or…

You’re not who they were talking about. There are soooo many “gluten intolerant” people even though science says it’s 1-2% of the population at most. Other people claim an allergy even though it’s just a hatred of a food - cilantro leaps to mind - but don’t get mad because there is genuinely a large number of stupid…

Why bother pointing out they identify as non binary? Just use their pronoun and get on with it. It feels like singling this detail out is unnecessary for the story. It feels like pointing out their sexuality or religion at this point. Focus on the amazing invention, use their preferred pronoun throughout the piece,…

No dude, you just had a REALLY bad lede that wasn’t factually true. You didn’t “discover” anything, and you’re getting called on it. I read the article top to bottom; this just wasn’t a Kotaku-level article. It’s okay, it happens!

I’m sorry, but what? The main gimmick in ALBW is *nothing* like the ascend ability. Link doesn’t “go through” walls. He sticks to them as a 2D painting. Did the author actually play this game?

Pro model feature coming to regular phone in following year!

Oh man, you’d better sit down. We have to talk about Santa and the Tooth Fairy...

How long until Nintendo sends a C&D, shutting the course down?

You could always, you know, not watch it. But you're commenting on a site that caters to adult animation fans, so are you surprised at the mention of these shows? (I could come at you with the tired Akira/Ghibli/90s Pixar trope, but that's too easy) 

Okay, I read this, and got this far. I’m 42, so I’m clearly not the target market for this story. With all that said:

Actually, Maria isn’t related by blood to Richter at all. She’s the younger sister of Richter’s girlfriend, Annette. Canonically, Maria ends up pursuing Alucard, to see if she can soothe the terror and sadness in his soul

This is very cool, but Sony desperately needs a marketing department. Their product names are awful! Call this the Podwave, or anything better than a serial number. This is why they aren't bigger than they are. Walkman was catchy. Discman was catchy. So was Trinitron, Vega, and the granddaddy of them all, PlayStation.…

Summer Games Done Quick was for Doctors Without Borders, by the way. Awesome Games Done Quick is for PCF. 

As someone whose mother died from MS, you need to know this research only applies to remitting-recurring MS. Unfortunately, it doesn’t apply to primary- or secondary-chronic progressive versions. Those two are just a long, slow death sentence. Watched from 1988 to 2015.

Goddammit, take your star and leave. 

And now Simply will be hit with a DMCA takedown because Kotaku had to share something Nintendo-related by a fan, and that cannot stand.