Don’t like that the Second applies to rifled weapons and the First to Jews? Pass an amendment or shut the fuck up.

If we don’t acknowledge that the Constitution was written in English, specifically Eighteenth Century legalese, interpreting it in Arabic and thus concluding that it’s nothing but a jumble of meaningless runes becomes no less valid than any other reading.

The founders are important both as historical founding figures but also as authors with intent, meaning that we can figure out what a lot of the more archaic and confusing constructions mean by looking at their language and debates on the wording.

Ho. Ly. Crap. Yes.

What’s the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? One will mature and make money.

Silly drummer! You’re not a musician, you’re a level. We know the stage is flat if the drool come out of BOTH sides of your mouth! 🤤

No, it won’t. We use click tracks (a metronome sound that is pumped throughs headphones or earbuds) or we follow a conductor. Honestly, as a professional musician, I would never buy anything like this, let alone at the price they’re asking for. I have a longer reply that is sadly still in the grays, but feel free to…

Another animal that can't vomit: rabbits! If they get a hairball, they need to poop it out, which comes out looking like a really gross Christmas light string. 

Absolutely. I can't actually consume alcohol without searing pain (thank you GERD!) but whenever we're with people who do, we always make sure it's not off limits to have a sip. The main rationale, other than letting them taste things, is that if it's not taboo and verboten to have a taste when they're younger,…

While PS3 games are not compatible with the PS5, they are with the PS4.

Okay, I’m a professional musician (name says something) and I would NEVER purchase this. It’s horrifically overpriced, and likely won’t work well. The lag for the vibration of this thjng will likely render it unusable. And honestly, a tuner/metronome in one is dirt cheap as a standalone device, or a few bucks on my…

As a Canadian, I’d much rather it be honoUrary. (I’ll see myself out and stay in dem greys! Sorry, grAys) 

scraping the wall charger

scraping the wall charger

Wow, real life vaporware. 

Dear God, it’s coming to PC? Has Warner Bros. Interactive ever released a game on PC that wasn’t hopelessly broken? I have a killer gaming PC, and I guarantee if I get this game, it’ll be for PS5. I have zero faith it'll work on my PC. 

Finally, a reason to really be happy about my Galaxy Fold! (won it in a contest, but now scared for the day it goes; I don't know if I can go back now that I've been so spoiled!) 

Not my first computer, but the one I remember most. My father was an architect, and was a pioneer working with AutoCAD in the 80s (with a giant tablet attachment thing with a custom mouse-like peripheral). But in 1993, hooooooo boy! He brought home a 486 66DX with a whopping 16 MEG’S OF RAM!!! It had a 200 megabyte…

I did this trick in reverse with a stalk of celery that still had its leaves. Put the celery leaf side at the top in a glass or jar with food coloring. Wait and let the magic of capillary action do its trick. 

I have two kids, actually! they’re 8 and 10. They each have a Switch Lite and tablets for school stuff. We have options for their gaming habits. Frankly, I do more of my gaming when they’re asleep - you know, work and parenting and stuff eating up the ENTIRETY OF MY EXISTENCE OH LORD I NEED A BREAK. Sorry, what was I…