How do I boycott something I didn’t even watch to begin with?

WHEN YOU NUT AND SHE KEEP GOING

Ah, I remember when I could get over a hangover in less than 24 hours. Those were fun times.

*Ashlee Simpson dances a jig*

Agreed. This guy is a shitbird and it’s sort of sad that so many people here are trying to justify this juvenile, purile, shit.

1. I didn’t say he wasn’t within his rights - which is the sort of nebulous, empty justification that people use to excuse shitty behavior that isn’t explicitly illegal. Just as shitty people who pay their food bill in coins in response to shitty service are within their right to do so, it’s still childish,…

Had to be That Guy™.

Like father, like son. Bad apples from one gen to the next. Glad your father taught you well.

Cock. Complete cock. Has this fucktard of epic proportions put any thought into the impact of hitting a pedestrian? Or, given the lack of airbag, something a little more solid? Probably not.

He certainly is reprehensible, but I can’t see how that warrants bag things as punishment. There are a lot of things to unpack here, and a heavy weight to carry. He is bound to be cotton situations in prison that he poly can’t even imagine. Why clutch to the idea that justice can be handed out like this?

This is horrible! A sports team plane crashes in Colombia, and there are only five survivors left to eat all the dead?

18/F/Cali :) What’s up?

Connecting to Prodigy (Prodigy!) with a 14k modem, on our x386 beast with a huge red power switch on the side and monochrome monitor, and browsing the Sam Goody online music store, where you could actually purchase tapes and CDs that would be shipped to your house.

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

Turn Down For What!

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

So I wouldn’t feel that bad about letting the yellow mellow,

I miss the old days of ‘aiming’ for the cigarette butts in the bottom of the urinal.

this is absolutely the most boring anecdote article on Deadspin I have ever read. Didn't anybody lose a limb, shoot a clown, barf on a priest, kill a teacher with alcohol poisoning, deal with a propane explosion, anything? Jesus.

5 year reunions?? Pffft...fuggin' millenials