Driving up and down highway 19 north of Tampa, there are TONS of huge billboards for personal injury / car accident lawyers, which is truly terrifying when you think about why that is.  Looking at the four to six lanes each way with lights and early bird buffets at the restaurants and many other businesses directly on…

I’m currently driving an ‘06 Outback hatch with a 5 speed. I’d love to have a WRX hatch.

But I need to haul 19 sheets of plywood!

#humblebrag....

Some people live in a different “real world”

What were you doing in the left lane of a 4lanes if there were empty lanes on the right ? 

I kinda want Tesla to fail miserably at this point. I have nothing against the cars or the tech or even Elon Musk, but the owners are the most insufferable group of twats in the automotive world, and it’s not close. Getting reeeeeal sick of seeing comments like “why would you buy this when a Tesla does 0-60 in…

Flexibility. A lower minimum payment increases your flexibility when applying for other loans, say mortgages. Plus with no penalty for early payoff you give yourself some room to breathe when all hell breaks loose. Rule of thumb should be longest term you can get at the lowest rate, pay it off on your schedule, not…

And beyond those lies the abyss.

Oh.

It’s easy, white people, just don’t call the police on black people for like a week and this will all go away and we can go back to the same old racist bullshit we did before.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

The New England Patriots organization plans to remember Aaron before its home opener by asking us to join them, in tribute, heads bowed, for one minute of faint gurgling.

I can’t wait to see the tattoo he gets for this one.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

Something similar happened to me. I was accused of exposing myself when in actuality I just needed to get some semen out of my testicles.

Usually I wait until I’m at home in front of Pornhub before I “get jock itch.”

Doesn’t seem like a big deal to me, although, in full disclosure, I spend most of my day looking at huge cocks on the internet.

Snorkel? I love how many spotless wranglers I see driving around with a snorkel.