Final update: It is amazing. I've eaten enough cheese for a lifetime. I may never poop again. The family is loving it. And think of how much money we will save on toilet paper!

Should have told them it was organic.

It also makes you no money.

Less paperwork, except all that paper you have to carry around.

If you don't want to wedding-plan, get married ASAP. The longer the engagement, the deeper the crazy.

Someone needs to track these dudes down and get their story. Like that Afghan girl on the cover of National Geographic.

This is the greatest moment in barf history.

Sounds a lot like you're the one selling it :)