Can you die?

Don’t buy anything. Stand up for workers’ rights and refuse to take part in the capitalistic orgy that sees workers unable to even take so much as a bathroom break to make order quotas.

Don’t buy anything. Stand up for workers’ rights and refuse to take part in the capitalistic orgy that sees workers…

But right now, applications of its full potential are basically non-existent, meaning those hands don’t have much in the way of legs.

Working around the industry as media for five or some years, I just want to say that I have literally never heard anyone speak kindly about QA testers, or conversely, a QA tester tell me they appreciated their job.

Bears repeating.

[Suddenly, the writer suffered a massive heart attack!]

Stop beating the dead horse, your stick will break.

Can’t believe Cloud from Super Smash Bros. is finally getting his own game.

Shut it down, we have a winner

It’s a shame 90% of all Ocarina of Time speedruns are ruined by accidentally answering “No” to “Did you get all that?”

Well, Sonic has to be the same proportion, otherwise everything they filmed will be useless.

“Approachable but deep” is the key ingredient to a lot of Nintendo games, and some of its best games push the sliders super high on both. It’s funny Kumazaki says that, though, because Kirby games are some of the biggest offenders of sliding that “Deep” slider way too low and the “approachable” one way too high.

These are all great games - but its gotta be partially because once a game falls out of the top 15 or 25 or whatever, they fall into “I write about games professionally and have been playing them for almost three decades and even I cant figure out how to search for games” territory.

Google: Let’s remove hardware barriers everywhere!

I believe in fairness and understand businesses are complicated. I understand why people often don’t get fired amid calls to fire them for individual screwups. I understand stuff goes on behind the scenes in the forms of reprimands that we just never will hear about.

However - a mistake like this is more than just a…

I once was in a media event with three prominent, very well known members of Nintendo’s PR team. They told me the parameters of the interview and asked if I had anything I wanted to talk about. I told them that honestly, at that time our readership’s #1 question would be about Earthbound and Mother 3. They all…

“Now we can get to work on the next Hearthstone expansion!”

Spongebob text: 18 YEARS LATER...

Shrew 2 did learn from his parents: they were probably also rich.

[Disconnected, ruthless shrew detached from anything resembling the mortal coil]: Wow! THAT number is way bigger! How much would we need to reduce our labor force to hit these YOY projections, you think?