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No, you will now do it looking for volcanoes

If Sakurai applied himself to literally anything else besides Smash Bros., we’d have cold fusion by now.

Inmate: What are you in for?

Did you know: Pikmin is scarier than Silent Hill?

Bummer

He’s definitely someone who started out as kind of a rockstar developer but his ideas failed to develop. Everything up through No More Heroes is visionary stuff. But he has failed to develop and I would argue that No More Heroes 2 basically undoes the intriguing and surreal parable on toxic masculinity that it’s

This is the funniest thing I’ve read all month.

EA is the world’s most expensive game concept art studio.

Bethesda’s update:

They need a better evacuation plan. 

I like this description of OoT as a storybook alive. To me, Nintendo strictly maintained the core essence of the 2D games and translated them into 3D, as opposed to seeing 3D as an opportunity to make some grandiose, bigger than life other thing. All of Zelda’s 2D logic and gameplay just popped up into 3D, almost

An ancient tribal village provides your Civilization with knowledge of fossil fuel.

There is something weirdly engaging about watching excellent salesmen work. When listening to a Fils-Aime you have to remain skeptical (as his goal is explicitly to sell a product) but you can still appreciate just how good he is at it. Like the best salesmen, he knows how to make the sale not about the product but

We didn’t talk much about Labo. He brought it up as something he hoped would do well this holiday season and also highlighted it as an example of the kind of unexpected innovation he thinks people expect from the company, but I didn’t have time to get into the highs and lows of those projects with him. It’s one of

Reggie is one of the best deflectors in the industry today, and I mean that as a compliment.

Always hated that the history of gaming excellence will be accredited to games with dopey game titles. I find it makes it harder to be taken as seriously.

Maybe his rapping is average to above average, but Kanye IS a production genius. I mean it to the definition of the word “genuis”. Maybe only Kendrick has caught up to him in terms of vision for a song, stylings, sampling techniques, etc. From Jay-Z’s Blueprint to Twisted Dark Fantasy, to anything he guests on (see:

Tell men that a single room at a single event is off limits to them for a couple of hours and it’s a war crime to be tried at the Hague. Implement and nourish a work culture openly hostile for over a decade and “ThaT’S JuSt VieDEo GamES BRo”