Maybe someone smarter than me can explain this, but during the primaries, Biden tripped backwards through a thorn bush and in between two movers holding a plane of glass to get the nomination over Bernie, almost exclusively because he had Black voters basically unanimously vote for him.

Hardcore fans will note that Mario Kart Wii, while initially being thought of as a bit of breezy entry, turned out to be one of the most hardcore entries in the entire series. Certainly it’s better than Mario Kart 64 and Double Dash in every single way other than nostalgia.

If this was my voice acting reel, based on how many brains these lines are permanently seared into, I’d never have to audition for a job again. RIP dude.

The scores Animal Crossing receives will be directly proportional to how many Animal Crossing trading cards the reviewer owns. I have not yet figured out the exact mathematical formula but rest assured I am working on it.

Fantastic reporting! I especially love this analogy:

I’m guessing this is how it went at Nintendo:

~ obligatory “Is #1 Videoball?” post ~

I totally agree that paying movers is the way to go if you have more than a car load of things. The paid movers also know what they are doing and are less likely to break your things. Another benefit is that it might help you in a decluttering journey. The first time I ever had to pay for my own movers is what fully…

Hiring moving help can actually be a lot cheaper than people realize. I did an interstate move a few months ago all by myself for under $500. Half of that was the truck rental, the other half was to pay for two-man crews to load and unload my truck. For $120 on each end, I got two hours of loading/unloading. I didn’t…

Riot was valued at $366 million in 2011. It’s earned roughly $20 billion ever since being bought by the Chinese. (Forbes)

Holy shit, that’s like $5 million per female employee!

Let me guess, the controllers only work if I shove them up my ass?

Nobody seems to care about the fact that there are men out there that are being manipulated by these women.

Nintendo: “We’ll take Torbjorn”

Tracer as playable fighter, Pharah/Mercy as an unbearable duo assist trophy that’s basically impossible to kill.

yo, does this LOOK like a place that doesn’t get chilly?

This sounds great and all but could we also talk about how handsome the new writer is?

Wow, imagine what would have happened if they rolled a 216,000 :|