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The subtext of Mario Run is that the NX will fundamentally interact with their mobile games. There is no chance they compete against themselves.

I’m quite certain the feeling would be mutual.

THAT’S the lesson you think people should have learned? Go fuck yourself.

Yeah. So there have been a few iterations of that. We used to have a monitor that showed the top stories in terms of concurrent readers as calculated by Chartbeat. It would pull from the stories at any of our company’s sites, so you’d see Kotaku stories up there changing spots with io9 stories, Gizmodo stories,

If we are forced to use review scores, we now have the perfect formula for it!

After narrowly escaping a gang related death in GTA: Vice City, I walked down some stairs and took like 2% fall damage off the last step, which killed me. I’ve never forgiven Rockstar and I think it has irrationally fed into me scarcely playing their games since.

I love this video and your narrative Heather! Thanks to you and the team for putting this together.

Apparently the only thing we had been waiting for longer than Half Life 3 was the Half Life 2 Kotaku review.

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In wholly unexpected but totally awesome news, Pac-Man Championship Edition 2 is hitting PS4, Xbox One, and PC this September. One of the new additions is an adventure mode that has you fighting huge bosses. Neat.

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Surprise! Kentucky Route Zero Act IV is now available on PC, Mac, and Linux. Check out the (admittedly weird) trailer above.

So like, I get that Miyomoto is easy to blame (and partially the culprit) for these sorts of overarching decisions you and a loud minority of people always post about. But it’s a hackneyed and kneejerk response to blame him for all these design iterations. (I don’t mean to single you out, but I read these comments all

Look for “tegotae” to be the new quote attached to every single Facebook Miyomoto graphic for years to come.

In defense of Mario & Luigi:

hmmmmmmmm, though it’s sort of adorable to imagine a version of me that would stop doing something simply because my boyfriend wanted me to, that’s not what happened here.