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Yeah, but if this were a list of best LucasArts THEME SONGS...

Well, I mean, Professor Layton games are $40, and most of those are created without having had to develop virtually any assets from the ground up. I think it’s a fair price.

God Bless Super Mario 64, hosanna in the highest.

Goodell: I think this is going to be one of the great complexes in the world, perhaps even rivaling my God complex.

It’s like Dr. Dre said in “California Love” “Inglewood! Inglewood always up to the latest cutting edge in economic investment and urban revitalization!”

Bravo.

Her Story?

Hey, fuckass. I worked at GameStop. You want to know what us “wage slaves” did for our minimum wage?

“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

Sigh.

New ventures =

I bought Aaah! Real Monsters for my Sega for like $80.

At this point, who knows? I’m sure that they feel that their actions were perfectly reasonable. But they’re in a different line of work. My focus is telling the truth about games for readers, whether that’s the external truth that reporters discover or that more internal subjective truth about how a critic feels about

By making this statement to the readers public, I assume the guarded hope is that Ubisoft and/or Bethesda will break their silence?

If there’s any takeaway from this animal crossing party game, its that all these character models and environments are, in fact, rendered in HD and are fully functional.....