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Myoclonic jerk. When transitioning from conscious to unconscious sleeping your breathing slows down. Your brain reads that as you stopped breathing and jolts you awake do that you don’t, you know, suffocate and die.

While you’re not entirely wrong, people shouldn’t be ashamed for playing and enjoying games. Asking how many missed soccer practices the dents on your revolver cost is like asking how many missed soccer practices it takes for a waitress to serve you or a cashier to check you out at the grocery store. People have jobs,

I’m always amazed by the type of person who just can’t wait to get the the comment section of these types of articles so they can detail just how stupid the victim is, hand-wave the predatory nature of the lender/bank/dealership and gush about how they would never have fallen for a scheme like that. I can never tell

There is plenty of risk with plunking down $4,000 on an even older more used car. Some might say even more of a risk. The chances of catastropic engine/trans failure only grows as cars age and get more miles. Suddenly being out $4k because your car blew up makes buying a cheap clunker not always a smart choice as

TWD S3 is sadly set to end with the next episode, and its developers have already been pushed out the door - only Minecraft: Story Mode is getting finished properly, and only due to contractual obligations to Netflix.

How very sad. Narratively speaking, The Wolf Among Us was one of the best games I played in the last 10 years.

Sadly, it’s the lesser known of Irish patriotic chants.

It’s 2018 WWE, it’s not like she’d be the only one with heavily scripted PPV matches. She still sells better than a large portion of the roster, male or female.

Undefeated! I’ll take it!

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

I like that America can both be the country where a woman gets death threats for dipping chicken into cola but also the country that invented deep fried battered cola. 

Do you eat them by flavor worst to best....

Don’t forget the thoughts too!

Even posts about the Bills are destined to be fuck-ups.

Killing 2 birds with 1 turd. Nice.

this is why I simply just shit in the handicapped parking spot.

It’s like someone banging on a regular stall screaming “How big is your shit?! Can you hold it?! My shit is more urgent and robust than your pathetic feces!” 

you really never do get over the embarrassment of running into a car that isn’t moving.

The dumbest way I’ve ever injured myself has to be the time I ran my bike into a parked car at the age of 11. If I had more details on how this actually happened I would share them, but in addition to chipping my two front teeth, I also gave myself a concussion and have pretty much no recollection of the event.

Maybe he took her to Brother Jimmy's Barbecue like any classy gentleman does on an anniversary.