Finally! Someone with the courage to affirmatively identify the restaurant without playing silly guessing games like "it's named after a town that's in the same state as another town that provided the name for a famous soap opera" or some equally asinine riddle.

It would make sense if this game were being played in Baltimora

Dan Le Batard and his Baseball Hall of Fame ballot.

He was caught eating spotted dick.

Eh. Even if the game meant something and it wasn't Jeter's last home game, I'd question walking a 40-year-old singles hitter having his worst season ever, to pitch to McCann with a short porch. I don't think that move is automatic, given the players involved.

Karen Milton:

"Humans count as animals, right?" — Andrei Chikatilo

No Jada or DMX??? I mean, I know they've fallen off in the past few years but if we're considering overall bodies of work, these two had ALOT of hits that cant be ignored.

Missing from these ratings: "Weird Al" Yankovic.