This is me and the massive assassin's Creed games they put out these days!! Why am I standing on this mountain again?? How many lion pelts was I after? Oh! Let's do this side quest instead! ::: 5 minutes later:::: 😴 zzzz

True statement! My four year old has NEVER fallen for that shit and I’ve been trying as long as she’s been old enough to “want to play a game with daddy”.

Yooo all them piss baby whine boys ended up on your article somehow. I’ve been reading this site for many years and Holy shit this is the cringiest thread of weakboys I’ve even seen on a Kinja ever and that is saying something. Godspeed to you good sir.

I’ve been through RI and you know what? That shit is not that bad. People think it’s boring but to me it’s the coolest little secret in the NE. Always found something interesting to do. I mean, RI is like a classier Delaware in some spots and I mean no snark!

Research for his stylistic docudrama he will be filming after the smoke clears.

New Yorker who's lived in SC for 8 years, that's exactly how I describe it to the people down here "we're not rude but we are impatient if you waste our time" and I would arguing were actually the nicest people in the country because any kindness we show is 100% genuine. Not phony smiles. But then again, you're from…

No. Its hyperbole, and if you learn it I suspect your understanding of the world will grow exponentially...

You’re kind of going out of the way to ignore the Hyperbole here. You’re taking her comment VERY LITERAL and this crowd is generally smarter than that....

Holy hyperbole man!Obviously, she did. People expect to feel welcome when they’re invited, not a burden. Which is clearly what happened here and the point of her comment was that it appeared Ellen didn’t treat her staff very well. I’m surprised there are so many Ellen Stans here....

No people just expect to be welcomed when they're a guest, not be treated like a burden..... Its common decency and common sense tells you what YouTuber was trying to say. You’re being obtuse.

You do realize all of you are going way out of your way to ignore the fact that this is clearly hyperbole. Who even says “confetti Cannon” seriously?? Other than you folks, apparently.....

I read the AV club reviews so I can gather a better understanding of what I just watched because I’m not that smart. So I like to be able to confirm things that I think are happening are actually happening or if I’m completely wrong. With that being said, I just finished this show and came right here for these reviews…

I read the AV club reviews so I can gather a better understanding of what I just watched because I’m not that smart. So I like to be able to confirm things that I think are happening are actually happening or if I’m completely wrong. With that being said, I just finished this show and came right here for these reviews…

They get royalties as well for becoming producers. It’s all monetarily motivated 99.9% of the time. I used to think it was because the leads believed in their show so much that they wanted control to protect and guide it as they would their child.... Wow I was a stupid kid....

I’ve been using the same set of rechargeable Rayovac double AA’s for 8 YEARS. The author who wrote this article is dumb if he's just buying regular double AA's over and over again.

Maybe. But is that REALLY more practical and faster then just shoving a bomb up his ass?? No. No it's not.

I understand this comic is off the wall and supposed to offend, but the one things that NEVER sat right with me was why Jack from Jupiter LOOKED LIKE A DAMN ALIEN?? Nobody else in this universe looks like that or even notices (i.e. supes) that he does and he gets laid all the time looking that way!! Was it THAT…

I understand what your saying but how do you drown a guy in a non-airtight room? They had to keep him there because of the Faraday cage Hughie built to block the signal. The seven were actively looking for him. If you dump in the ocean they’ll find him and get there before he drowns.......? Should they have brought…

But the source material (for all it’s faults) never resorted to a superhero punch fight. The boys got Captain America-esque powers where they became strong and resilient. They didn’t fly or shoot lazers or have freeze breath. Just plain old boring strong. Not nearly enough to go toe to toe with supes WITHOUT a whole…

Just being a congress-person in general makes you rich. Doesn’t matter what side you’re on. They are all ‘the elite”. The 1%. If you want to get elected and the Republicans have a surefire candidate you cannot get out of your way, it’s real easy to just flip sides and pretend. Countless, real life politicians have…