Magnified 100 percent by being from RI. In Canada they think we’re part of New York.

*Werner Herzog sits back and watches the world burn*

Since Father seems to be a standard service model, from what was said earlier, I’m not sure if he even has much of a backstory. Which is a shame, because the actor is fantastic. I found out he did the voice of Bayek in Assassin’s Creed Origins, which is a favorite of mine.

It might be too early to judge (as mentioned above I’ve only watched one episode) but GoT did an excellent job of easing non-readers into the show (I was one of them).  This just feels like it drops you into the middle of everything and expects you to catch up. 

I’d like to submit Skate (any of main entries). That’s usually how I wind down in the evening. Because the game is essentially one giant free skate with a solid soundtrack, you can just zone out and nail some sweet tricks.

Pre-destination 2

God damn it, there’s an auto-play video when you scroll down to the comments that just starts blasting Circle of Life.

Stop being nosy or conspiratorial. I know pro football teams have a very poetic conception of the “truth” and thus invite such speculation, but maybe it really is a personal issue that’s nobody’s business and has nothing to do with his playing.

I saw this on twitter earlier today, and it makes sense.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

It was up to them to decide whether or not to enforce, but it’s a little bit suspect they decided it was fine to let him play, but then to try to retroactively say the same thing that was fine now voids his guarantees.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

You have your browser set to “Creamy Mode,” the opposite of “Dark Mode.”

I mean someone had to tell him about the Freemasons. 

I’m pretty stoked my letter made it in this time.

All I could think of was that scene in police academy where that prostitute tells that cop who is two-fisting the shrimp how she loves a man who eats shrimp that way.

I didn’t interpret it as the Oreo-salesman initially, but now I absolutely love the idea that Kate brought the kid to her prom, and he made money spiking drinks for everyone, or something.

Jimmy Colbert #1!!!!

(Anybody who replies to this with that Ron Burgundy “that escalated quickly” meme will be shot through my bathroom door.)