You're a clever cookie

To be honest, maybe it would. If you fib about who you are and this causes someone to give up their life only to discover it was bullshit a little choking and food throwing isn't that much of an overreaction.

Also, when I was a student in Sheffield, the local hospital had a soldier there with a worm in his skull - they taped strips of bacon to his skin in order to lure the worm out so the could remove it without breaking it

This is horrifying (although the woman is fine; the potato and roots were removed without surgery), but what's really scary is the lack of knowledge about contraception (this woman was 22) and the fact that traditional forms of birth control and STD prevention appear to be rejected by Colombia's youth.

OH MY GOD. SHE PUT BACON AND DOGMA ON THAT SANDWICH AND DIDN'T USE MAYO

She and her white girlfriend, Amanda Zinkon, had requested Caucasian sperm.

As long as you dance around the fact they believe an invisible man is watching up from the sky who is his own son and murdered himself for our benefit, then they're capable of rational thought.

That's not a rule I've ever heard of. You have to get help lifting things heavier than 15 lbs? I know people (of both genders) who have to lift more than 20 lbs when they wave at someone

Surely "a person who can easily lift more than 50 lbs" would have been a more appropriate job description.

Many people find that offensive and its use can hurt those with mental disabilities or their family members.

AMERICUH

That's numberwang!

Sharpton, like most people who agree that death is an inappropriate punishment for suspicion of selling loosie cigarettes

Honestly you need to stop responding to Damon. You've behaved completely rationally, Damon and Pinkham have not. The comments section is full of people calling Pinkham out on this, you don't need to go to insane lengths to prove it to someone hell bent on denying the truth.

It's definitely "fucking hell", she says it with appropriate English inflection too.

PRETTY GOOD BEING WHITE

Idiot syndrome

I actually think Hawke is right, although if his teens are cisgender and straight, I think "almost zero homophobia" is a bit too generous

And if Boko Haram were stood out in a field and the innocent Nigerian civilians were stood 1000 metres away, it would be that easy.

I'm sorry, Officer Rodriguez, but are you trying to suggest here that killing someone because they're transgender isn't a specific enough reason? Or maybe that the reason doesn't count because it's not on your official "hate crime" cheat sheet?