What, the rubber vagina or the dress?

This 26 year old had the wisdom of someone three times her age, eloquence with her words, and a generous heart to boot. What a loss for the world. :(

The frequency with which women throw out their principles and those that love them over a man that they find attractive is immensely depressing.

I agree with the police on this one. People shouldn't be violent, but we should also take care not to do things that would cause a normal, fair minded person to become massively angry. To create false expectations in someone's mind, to the point that they would move out of state, while you know that they are…

Where are you encountering people in the media saying it's "nothing to worry about?!" All the coverage I've encountered has been pretty clear about this being a major crisis in West Africa. Now, if you're referring to American newscasters reassuring Americans that it is not going to become an outbreak here — well,…

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

That would be hard on any guy.

Hey Baby... what ya think of me now? Uh huh, that's right. Sexy like this doesn't come 'round very often. I'm nobody's giga-bitch.

Dating has changed a LOT since I got married.

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

In my second post, I acknowledged that I was wrong and I thanked Pinkham for the clarification. All I said was I "wish you hadn't been so condescending." Does that seriously convey incomprehensible anger? No. It doesn't. Frankly, I cannot understand why randos from the peanut gallery (such as you) felt the need…

1. The article at first read, "fish poached in wax paper." the author changed it after getting called out in the comments section.

"without knowing it, we walk more slowly ahead of men and swing our hips"

My Best Neg: Dude told me on our date that he usually went out with much more attractive women, but wanted to see if he could learn to appreciate a woman for her other qualities, not her looks. XD

You realize at this point that the Venn diagram of "people online" and "people in real life" are pretty much the same circle, right?

Says the nation who spends millions on gluten free bread for no particular reason.

The weird little mustache is enough to convince me to convict.

isn't dog like a racist or a Christian or something? I didn't watch his show

Q: What's the difference between a Papa John's pizza and a bowling ball? A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.