“I’ve been under audit for many years because the numbers are big, and I guess when you have a name, you’re audited,”

Wow. I had no idea. That’s utterly terrifying.

One of my buddies is a security consultant who used to do social engineering-style work for clients. He’d pretend to be a maintenance guy or a contractor or whatever, and see how far he could get into buildings/server rooms/etc just by talking to people and being confident. And it’s incredible how easy it is for…

I started to reply to you earlier and got distracted (stupid work).

How the fuck did we ever reach this point?

Sure, there will be a handful of incidents, but not enough to be worried about, I don’t think. Americans are lazy and satiated. Just like the promised race wars never materialized when Obama was re-elected in 2012, the Trumpites won’t all take to the streets when their fat orange messiah gets the boot. American…

What will happen if when he loses in 2020 and doesn’t accept the results? Who knows!

It’s an impressive trans-Atlantic race to the bottom, that’s for sure. I’m really looking forward to the inevitable economic kaboom that follows whatever form Brexit takes.

Hey guys, guys... I bet when Trump’s followers learn that the Mueller report is not anything close to a wholesale exoneration of the President, but is actually an exceedingly complex legal document that outlines a staggering amount of evidence of wrongdoing on the part of Trump’s various organizations and teams and…

Ah, the modern American conservative’s lament.

Uh, didn’t you guys get the memo? The Mueller report cleared Trump of all wrongdoing he’s ever done before, along with everything he’ll ever be accused of in the future. Anyone who says otherwise is a puppet of the MSM-deep state child pedophilia ring. NO COLLUSION.

I don’t usually reply to you schmucks, but holy shit, man, that’s the best you can do? “What’s the big deal, it was only our president’s campaign manager and national security advisor and personal lawyer and a bunch of other aides have been indicted and/or already convicted. And so what that there are still about a…

I’d love it if a day could go by that doesn’t make me regret reading current events. 

“You stood witness to the biggest scandal in American history, bar none. The attempted coup of the United States government. They conned you. They gamed you. And they lied to you, over and over and over, for three years.”

I really wish I was the least bit surprised by this. 

Seems to me these are exactly the new Americans we need but don’t deserve.

I don’t disagree with you, necessarily, and I wouldn’t be shocked if it leaks that some of his ghouls are pushing some kind of long con like that, but... honestly, I don’t think he gives a shit. He doesn’t care about long-term strategy when it comes to this stuff. He just wants to do whatever stupid people will see as…

There’s no schadenfreude here. Not yet. Maybe this would have given me the slightest bit of happiness a few years ago, when I still had a shred of faith in our justice system. But not now. Because as open-and-shut as the case appears against him to anyone with a soul or a shred of human decency, this is 2019 America,…

It’s almost as though all American cable news is absolute garbage, and that the entire industry exists solely to broadcast whatever will garner them the greatest ratings and attention, and that accuracy or newsworthiness or impact on the country always take a backseat to ad revenue generation and ratings, if they’re…

It’s more or less just a deterrent. They know there’s a very good chance the banned person could walk into the stadium and not be noticed by any officials and not seen/recognized by security cameras and software and not be seen/reported by any fans. Just like putting someone on probation doesn’t magically ban them…