22° lat, 22° long...

Yep, definitely some curves in the game...

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

Best review I've seen thus far. I'd love to see it cross-posted to Gizmodo for the instant stream of vitriolic comment's it'd generate.

I'm going to run out and sell my great grandfather's Patek Phillip so i can get the Edition edition.

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

You could argue that his career needed one.

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

I'd rather kids play with actual Legos than this bullshit. Minecraft might be the stupidest phenomenon in years.

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

Since when did they turn the Captain's outfit white and gold?

Gimme those balls filled with warm milky cream!

Who the fuck just stands on rocks, videotaping a fucking crab? The cameraperson was in on this, no fucking doubt.

Macário: [is punched into another dimension]

Have you played it to say he's not right?Ok didn't think so

A word of caution, passers-by: You're not just taking a selfie with Gronk. You're taking a selfie with everyone he's ever taken a selfie with in the past.

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

It looks like Antoine Walker wasn't the only Celtic who overdid it with homes.

Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.