I quit Facebook seven years ago because, well...I have shit to do.

Agreed. Lost Planet was Titanfall before Titanfall.

I'm just hoping the term 'bitchcakes' catches on...hell, maybe even as a nickname for Gomez :)

Either the cop is small or that cat is friggin' huge. I'm hoping it's the second one.

In the Ferrari's defense, Turner ran out of gas earlier in the month...

Or moved to a southern state.

No, it's good advise...there's a distinction.

The money you save buying PBR generally goes towards buying a higher quality toilet paper.

Oh, that horse has been beaten alright...by the 13 year old kids that supposed bang my mom.

Yup, Fallout Classic Collection is finally back...and I just pooped a little.

Damn you for excluding Muggsy!

No, they disconnect it and sell it. Problem solved.

The fact that you can drunkenly talk shit to Cardinals fans at Busch Stadium, only to have them say things like "Well, at least it was a good game and (insert team name) has a tough ball club" after a loss makes me hate the Cardinals even more.

Weihenstephaner Cristalweiss should be the clear winner for Germany. A filtered wheat that tastes like a heff with a hint of champagne? Yes, please!

No article needed, just look at this fucking 'Chester. Photoshopping an ice cream truck with a hand painted sign that says "Ice Creams, Wine, and Naps" in red paint and him behind the wheel is all you need to sum up this jabroni.

I'm not a big Nintendo fan by any means, but I did thoroughly enjoy playing Advance Wars on DS; nice turn-based strategy game.

Damn, somebody is seriously butthurt after spending $300 a little prematurely.

Easily one of the greatest trailers I've seen. I've been looking forward to this game, and was totally bummed when they bumped it back. Take your time Ubisoft, make it amazing!

Customer: "What games does the WiiU have?"

Donald Duck? No, iz Dolan.