“Why do you use a backdrop of a bathroom for all of your broadcasts?”

OUCH

No, you are not.

No. Let’s not.

“Also, a mysterious red liquid that was found inside the tomb with the sarcophagus turned out to be sewage that had leaked in...”

“He is some sort of mushroom man?”

“New comedy gods”? Christ. She’ll be fine. Really. But thanks for your “concern”.

Hurting his supporters the most? So, what you’re saying is that he’s perfect for the Trump administration.

I had to do a double take at that header photo to make sure he’s not part Ferengi, or something.

I had to Google to make sure that Brenton Thwaites was in fact not some kind of Bobcat Goldthwait reboot that nobody told me about.

DC Executive: “...comics?”

Is that how he stays in shape? I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time!

“Still, now the X-Men get to fight the Avengers, and that’s something, right?”

Heretic! Arrival is probably the closest thing to a perfect ‘70s pop album, but be aware to stay away from any version sourced from the horrible Jon Astley remastering that squashes the (already somewhat squashed due to original recording and production choices) dynamics flat.

I heard it moved them...

I once pointed out that a high budget does not necessarily guarantee quality entertainment, and was quickly corrected that no, more money always means more quality.

I’ll sic Murray Head on their asses.

More like BACON of truth!