Well, anybody who grunts for that length of time is going to be farting something.

It’s mildly depressing to think that this shitty movie series might be the only gateway to ABBA for some people. It’s like people who say they’re big fans of Monty Python after only having seen Spamalot: The Musical.

[GRUNTS BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC]

It really is, and I think that’s where historical context and intent come into play. Were the people behind it virulent hate-filled racists, stupid dummies who didn’t know any better, or people who were trying to do their best at the time? I’m inclined to believe the latter, because it makes sense that they’d put…

Wrong.  So, so wrong.

Kal Penn’s opinions on the matter are kind of interesting, considering he built his early career on playing crude Indian stereotypes in lame stoner comedies that were more insulting and offensive than anything related to Apu on The Simpsons.

You can’t really blame Univision for wanting to sell this place when it routinely produces pop culture writing of this caliber.

Holy christ, just when I thought my erection couldn’t get any bigger...

I always love Matt’s character designs that use his “pug nose”. Especially Cubert. It’s such a dorky thing that it becomes kind of endearing.

The correct answer is “No, because these are movie props that do not possess any of their purported capabilities.  Now, for the thousandth time, GO TO BED.”

I can’t believe that the person who championed the inclusion of a dumbass truck voiced by Larry the Cable Guy that regularly farts and/or shits/pisses itself in at least three movies based on his pet project would be the head of a “boys club” culture.  That just doesn’t sound right to me.

This site used to employ people who knew pop culture inside and out, this being a pop culture site and all. Now, it seems to be staffed by people who have heard of pop culture, like, maybe through a friend or older sibling.

I honestly have no idea about Sandusky itself (I couldn’t resist the urge to post a dumb joke response), but Cedar Point is still great (and child-molester-free, AFAIK).  It’s probably fine.

“Zippy” just about sums it up:

God damn it.  Not again!

That would explain their abundance of waterparks, splash pads, go-kart tracks, arcades, laser tag arenas, carnival rides, batting cages, miniature golf courses, candy shops, ice cream stores, ice cream trucks, balloon vendors, birthday clowns, Cedar Points, petting zoos, non-petting zoos, drive-through zoos,…

I’d let me grab my own genitals so I could accuse myself of doing it if I knew it meant I’d no longer be considered for something as miserable sounding as Expendables 4.

Imagine realizing that you finally have enough followers to qualify for this, but that it still means that your audience is smaller than the population of Sandusky, Ohio.