I’m from Ohio, the home of Bob Evans restaurants, and... I still like them. They’re one of the few chain breakfast places that (in my experience) can handle a request for a soft-scrambled egg. Although, I’m a little concerned that the recent sale of the restaurant business by the Bob Evans Farms business (Bob Evans…

We took the same route from NW Ohio, and I always knew we were in the South when all the Bob Evans’ turned into Waffle Houses, all the Giant Eagles turned into Piggly Wigglys, and all the Big Boys became Shoney’s.

No, you’re thinking of the Central Intelligence Agen.... ah, well, I’ve said too much already.

Yes. This is all very wild and upsetting. Perhaps a bunch of us good, concerned Americans should go down to Mexico with a few upstanding, proper Brits like this John Oliver chap and tell those poor uninformed Mexicans why they should not be voting for any of these candidates, and perhaps suggest a few candidates who…

I gotta admit - I’d vote for El Bronco in a heartbeat based entirely on his anti-Santa rhetoric.

Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind.

With all the fervor of a kid on a playground, explaining why their Spider-Man toy can totally whip a friend’s Batman toy’s ass...

BOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOINNNNG!

And just like that, I’m right back in 1989.

diarrhea, cha cha cha

The original syndicated cartoon was slightly above average as far as ‘80s action cartoons go. However, it didn’t take long for it to diverge into odd “character study” episodes, where, instead of fighting some baddie, the boys have to team up to do something like disguise themselves to go to the local hardware store to…

Those turtles have exquisite penmanship.

Thank you. I had this mapped out in my head as I read the article, but it’s so much more satisfying to see it realized.

Ten bucks says that’s River Phoenix inside the McGruff costume.

[TRIUMPHANT GRUNTING]

This movie has the meaats.

I’m not going to say that one is more plausible than the other in this case, but, a movie studio cooking up a scheme to create nonexistent positive feedback for its movies has precedent.

It’s part of the same “wanting to have it both ways” mentality that this site thrives on. They post something that makes a blatantly false claim (or involves content from another source that makes a blatantly false claim). Commenters point out that it is blatantly false. Other commenters step in and say that it…

I borrowed a Game Genie from a friend once, and after witnessing the force it required to insert and remove, and the raw sound of metal-on-metal scraping while doing so, vowed to never use it again. Wasn’t worth it.