Dude, there’s like 100 moments like that in this movie. Better bring tissues.

I kind of hope they at least provide original and “safe” versions on home video, because it’s really fucking cool.

[voice behind wall]: “Could you date a dwarf?”

She’s gonna go get the test results, get the test results.

Yeah. Divine did all of her own stunts, too - including eating shit.

“IN THE HOLE! IN THE HOLE!”

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

Granma and Grampa ain’t lookin’ none too good, neither...

I’ve never been an impressionable person whatsoever, so I’ve never let TV and movies tell me what to do.

I will personally attend every possible screening that I can while on an all-bean diet so that I can fill every theater running this movie with foul gas that leaves other moviegoers with a negative connotation for this movie.

So, in other words, life as usual.

Maybe they’ll have to bring in some buns from New York City.

Maybe people just find bots inherently funny.

...because it’s obviously untrue.

That much is true. I’m pretty sure 90% of their customers fall into the “people from out of town who want to got to someplace familiar-sounding for dinner” category.

It’s strange to think that “10-year-old who cheats at Mad-Libs by reading them first”-level humor gets this much attention.

[20 MINUTES OF CHICO MARX ROUTINES]

Young Love on the Set of Rambo III: A Defense, by Sylvester Stallone

Ernesto or Carmen?

He looks like Peter Noone was blasted from a cannon through Tiny Tim’s wardrobe.

Billy Corgan’s head looks like what happens when you drop your ball of Silly Putty on the carpet.