Kylo is Rey’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

“There ain’t no way in hell I’m gonna voice that goddamned depressed jackass again, motherfuckers!”

I love quasi-intellectual breakdowns of entertainment.

the frog voted for Trump.

Mark my words: deleting one’s own past tweets before some nefarious party can download and archive them for evil purposes will be a high-tension plot point in some future action-thriller. No later than summer 2020.

Bummer. I guess that explains why I haven’t seen him in a while.

Does anybody else think it’s kind of odd when people say things like they wonder what some fictional character is up to, as if they’re referring to a real person?

I’m all for a show that would grate on “peak TV” audiences’ continuity sensibilities.

These guys are just the gift that keeps giving.

Well, that’s just fucking stupid.

It’s funny because we know you’re holding one in.

I... I do.

I’m guessing that the chance for him to publicly whine about how unfair this is to him outweighed most other considerations.

If nothing else, stopping the shitting might help him smell better.

Somehow, I doubt the words “health” and “care” cross this guy’s mind very often.

Somewhere along the line, he went from “jazz hands” to “jizz hands”.  Shame.

Eh, I’d watch it.

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I think what Zod might be getting at is that the cynicism comes from the idea that the support here might ultimately come from a place of selfishness (i.e. “I want to watch more Guardians movies directed by James Gunn”), rather than from a place of principle (i.e. “it’s important to me that nobody in this situation,…

Let’s start our own Twitter! With blackjack, and hookers!