Actually, you were wrong

Dave Letterman had a similar joke in a top 10 list IRC

That's more of a pear shape.

I laughed at both the “it’s because he prematurely ejaculated” overexplanation and the “b-o-r-e-d” jokes more than the box office poison one. And neither of those were funnier than the moth joke he told on another Conan episode.

Obviously. AV Club can’t seem to get anything right anymore :(

true, true, but Carrot Top movies are mostly just unfunny and boring.

If you don’t want to end up crying in your dressing room, stop co-starring in shitty movies with shittier prop comics. Problem solved.

Holy shit!!! This a years-old “theory” (which in terms of famous unsolved crimes means “we made it up to sell a book”) and it’s not only complete bullshit, it’s been debunked by eyewitnesses to the crime who said Rackstraw bears no resemblance to Cooper! Holy shit!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!

I actually remember ads for that show on the “History” Channel

AV Club pieces the news together mostly from old sugar packets.

I’m more of an AV Club shill than anyone (SINCE KINJA) but this is the dumbest fucking NEWS I’ve seen on this website forever.

At least we still have Bowie.

Not to beat a dead horse, but Getty Images, the source of that image used in the story, has an actual picture of the plane used, as opposed to a totally different type of plane from an airline that wasn’t involved with the story. It would have taken all of 30 seconds to find it doing a search on their site:

Fuck, did you hear Robin Williams died?!?

So I typed Robert Rackstraw into Google and the first result was book that came out two years ago explaining the connections between Rackstraw and D.B. Cooper. There was even a show on the History Channel about it called D.B. Cooper: Case Closed. Anyway, more breaking news from the AV Club!

So Peter Cullen can play Optimus Prime in the shithole Transformers movies for the rest of eternity, but we can’t get him to be the voice of Eeyore one last time?

Cue credits and...

Except that the whole display has been (improbably) observed by a billionaire toy company CEO, who decides that this warm-hearted family man is just the fellow to head up his new Department of Whimsy, starting Monday. Mr. Bossman, on the other hand, dies later that night from auto-erotic asphyxiation as he masturbates…

Y’know the thing about a pooh, he’s got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes

Murrr.