[TRIUMPHANT GRUNTING]

If that guy’s Wong, I don’t wanna be white!

He’s also a permanent fixture in the shopping mall between Mandalay Bay and Luxor in Las Vegas.

“No, Tom. ‘The’ pee tape. ‘The’.

Mental note:

Who would have thought that an entertainer with the last name Rose would turn out to be a real prick?

Oh, shit... uh... I meant Coke, with a capital C.

“Fuck Neverland, I just found out Tink goes commando!”

In solidarity, I flushed all my coke down the toilet.

Yeah, well, until then, back off... way off.

Cruz has a long history of trying to slither his way into groups of ordinary people through pop culture, using everything from Simpsons references to Curb Your Enthusiasm and Back to the Future “jokes” to endear himself to the public.

“... this article subject is pretty pointless.”

I felt the same way when The Beagle Boys stole the Gizmoduck costume and framed Duckworth while trying to steal Scrooge’s lucky dime, costing Duckworth his job as Scrooge’s butler.

Why not Pope Francis and Jane Fonda?

So, basically, this month will feature two movies filled with unfunny juvenile scat jokes, a fourth-wall-breaking main character, and every other ‘90s white-boy fantasy under the sun, plus Overboard, Tully, Bad Samaritan, Racer and the Jailbird, RBG, Breaking In, The Seagull, The Day After, Revenge, Beast, Book Club,…

I laughed at “yeah, but it’s just with solvents.”

Yes, I should have said “count on Millennials being blamed for its failure”.

Also, when it fails, they can blame Millennials for its failure... if that’s their sort of thing (and, it is).

If there’s one thing ‘murrcans love, it’s a good resurrection story.