Goddammit. This one got me.

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

Why would an ad salesman be D.B. Cooper?

If they really want to improve, they’ll trade for Mike Trout.

“yeahitkindadoes”

Although departed from the Simpsons, Harry Shearer is still out here owning Twitter trolls.

Telling a guy who’s worth 65 million bucks his career decisions are “silly.” LOL internet.

Then don’t fucking donate. If you’re not willing to assume the risk, you do not invest. This is basic bloody economics 101.

You’re a dick, Jonathan.

We don’t cover announcements of announcements, but we WILL cover announcements of announcements of announcements.

1. Respectable attorneys do not write novelesque pleadings like this. Federal rules of procedure rule 8 requires the defendant state in “short and plain terms its defenses to each claim asserted against it”. I recall an attorney moved to strike a complaint because it was too verbose (yet still a fraction of Winston’s…

“A creator’s value is determined by his next game, but a creator unable to make the sort of games he wants isn’t really a creator at all. He is just a man… and we all know what that is.”

I was never planning on selling this, I just make stuff for fun. People are asking to buy so I had to come up with a price. That price seems reasonable given the time involved in making the case and the fact that I have a full time career. If you want to sell them for $55 then go ahead.

Seeing as how this website did not exist in the 1970s, probably not.

The most impressive part of this feat is that of the 4 people filming it, they all had their camera’s oriented correctly.

I can see it now ...

They passed on it

Pretty fitting that the Seahawks didn’t bother to go that extra yard in their investigation.