he's boxing out the guy directly behind him, there's no guarantee that if he doesn't go up & try to rebound or tip the ball that guy won't get it or tip it in. are we really at the point where we chastise players for giving refs "an opportunity" to make a horseshit call?

Umm never said I was any of that. And again, I loved 99.9% of what he had to say. Wasn't trying to pillory him for it at all.

I'm mildly irked he used the "daughtersister/mother/wife" rhetoric to explain why men should be mad about women being abused, but the rest of this was so spot-on, that I'll give him a pass.

Just got the weirdest sense of deja vu. Creepy.

"Guy with a father figure goes ten rows deep to make that play." — Cowherd

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

The Chief of Police was quoted claiming that the black avatar was likely just a "haxor" and that scheduled protests would cause "server overload".

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

"Murder multiple people" was on the list, but checked off, as it had been completed.

"... we're wondering about the new McMenu."

In fairness to Lemon, when they told him he was going to interview a Grand Wizard, he thought they meant John Wall.

Screw the NFL. It's not the Dolphins' fault that they can communicate with free agents via echolocation.

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.

God, this video x a million.

But...but...but...

Sounds like someone is going to get a five minute major high sticking tonight...

Here's a screengrab in case they disappear:

Congrats, you're an abusive parent. Showing your kid not to be violent by being violent? Excellent strategy. That poor baby boy, why do you think he hits, when you show him that hitting is appropriate? And shaking? How old is he? I've seen one too many kids with fucked up vision from being shaken. But I don't think…

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