They should have known it wasn't the real Larry Donnell when he held on to the line for that long.

People who don't understand why a costume ban is an issue don't understand the principle of it. This is censorship. This is sexism. This is elitism.

What I liked about it was Morrison was willing to linger on the idea that the Freedom Fighters are, in this reality, perceived as terrorists. He writes them as, if not bad guys, definitely anti-heroes. It's a nice touch.

This one is easy:

Yeah, think of all the other important, consequential stories we could have been posting at 10pm on a Thursday.

I apologize to loyal Deadspin readers that a liar posted this blog on my watch.

Auto Painter: Whadja have in mind?

Judge: "In sum, the decision by the Commissioner was arbitrary and capricious"

The receipt still leaves five shots unaccounted for. Allegedly!

It's a video of Dez destroying the Ray Rice tape that was sent to Roger Goodell.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

so true

the real heroes are internet commenters who are always here to remind us how much everyone sucks

But they've got new hats!!!

TRIPLE TRIAD

I was going to offer a point by point rebuttal to this but then realized the article was about "famous" athletes, so, yeah, I'll just be on my way now.

Yes, but as we've already seen, Winston is coming in whether he's invited or not.

All this means is that someone other than B.J Upton will lead the league in strikeouts this year