There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

Muriel, you fucking idiot! It's two girls and one cup!

This is an amazing feat, considering magic has been banned outright in Alabama.

Wait till they see what happens when they bring it back in!

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

Dude seriously who fucking plays these games.

A homophobic, racist, fat, white guy. Buffalo may make him their king.

Great news! Not just for his football career, but it also gives him a platform for his new public awareness campaign aimed at teenage victims of bullying and hazing. It's called "It Gets Worse."

Trades are only about 3-5 dollars cheaper...

"Best ever. Ever. Ever!"

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

"Stud-free"? So I guess there's no Captain Kirk aboard.

The actual list of harassing tweets is a fucking mile long.

god, shut the fuck up

Then he should have to pay the league mandated fine. The fine should not be escalating, which is the author's point.