Trailer: "THIS IS NOT A TEST"
Cardale Jones: "Thank God."

Just like the small group of people that convinced them to release Xenoblade, which was so successful it led both to a New 3DS port and a Wii U sequel? Or the small group of people that convinced Microsoft to drop their XB1 DRM?

It would "weigh" less until the ball was inflated such that the density x mass increased past the ambient air density. For a football at sea level, that's probably about 200 psi. After that, the more hydrogen you pumped into the football, the more it would register on a scale.

Because air has mass. The more air that is in a football, the more mass it has.

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

2 more fucking weeks of the media sucking Wilson and Seattle's dick. FML.

Maybe if more people were PUNK ROCK it would.

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

"Well, I dunno," Williams says, innocently. "You have a crazy-ass job, sir."

human treasure talks to human garbage about non humans, is a treasure, makes garbage mad.

1. Are you a fan of the New England Patriots? Yes __ No __

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

"Note that the Majora's Mask remake doesn't require the new, more powerful 3DS. It will run on existing models. But what I saw yesterday was running on the New 3DS XL."

So what's left for him?

How crazy would it be if his last game ever was losing to the Colts?

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)