This boy will be the chosen one!

I am sick of people saying "the wrong side of thirty." There is nothing wrong ...

I'm not sure how laughing at the death of a completely fictional video game character in an absurdly fictional video game ensures your place in hell, but, ok.

Don't kid yourself, it would be $14.99 on the App Store.

My first contribution, I literally have no image program on my PC right now except Paint and SmartDraw. So I used Paint to predict the future!

Seriously, is there a company that actively works to piss off its fans as much as Square Enix? What an awful thing to do.

Must be the guy who designed the N64's controller.

Easily the best QTE to ever grace a video game.

Perhaps. But piggybacking upon another case of injustice is not the time to do that. It redirects the larger conversation at hand. That is the problem.

The Richard Pryor white man voice really is the best white man voice of all time.

It's a direct quote from the video. Next question? I'm good at this.

Keep in bigot, and my headline also works!

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Hunter wants to be outspoken against homosexuality, but only on his own terms. I see no reason for reporters to cater to his terms.

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

When asked about defensive metrics at the same presser, Hunter said:

Yep, you're right! I am definitely intolerant of Hunter's bigoted opinions.

"Remember when Mariah Carey could sing?"

She hasn't turned in a performance this strong since the Rurr Jurr.