JJ Watt and him could form their own team where they are the sole members and probably still win the NFC South

I have just one question.

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

That's the rudest hello I've seen towards a Newman in about 16 years.

According to a number of eyewitnesses he did. Only one person who was there said he didn't, and that was the guy who murdered him.

I have a huge list of things I like to masturbate before partaking in, including but not limited to: job interviews, flights, big presentations, exams, first dates, holiday parties, and any long car ride. But I also like to masturbate for any old reason, like "I am nude and my vagina is there and I have 10 minutes to…

My friend was sexually assaulted at a college party one night, so her boyfriend found the guy's home phone number and called his mother in the middle of dinner to tell him what he had done.

You had never seen a person repent so fast before.

Brilliant. That is all. :)

"It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."

Richard Sherman saying "Geez Louise!"

Gruden better bulk up. I think Griffin weighs about 220 lbs.

Yeah. What's remarkable is that, even if you take Darren Wilson's own lengthy, messy, inconsistent, at-points-totally-implausible grand jury testimony at absolute face value and think he's 100% telling the truth — like, even if you read Wilson's story and believe that Mike Brown would reach for his waistband multiple…

[Campbell's boyfriend] told investigators that as they drove late Friday night, the victim waved a gun, jokingly saying the couple were ready for Ferguson, the sources said.

I don't support gun control, but it also wan't an accident. She either had her finger on the trigger during the accident or she tried to catch it when it fell during the accident. She was a moron who died from her own negligence.

This is largely an issue relating to black people. If you can't see that, I can't help you.

It's not about you.

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