WHY DO THEY ALL FUCKING LOOK LIKE THIS

Can’t wait for them to release the PlayStation Labia

“Tell of my games to those who ask, the bad games, as well as the good, and let them be judged accordingly. The rest...is Youtube.”

I knew not what future I wrought!

Glad to hear that someone is close to dominating the Switch

Have you seen the shit parents buy their kids

I hear they are doing wonderful things with dump truck money these days

Nintendo’s strategy of “trick fans into getting hyped about minor announcements” works well.

1. Say nothing for a while.

Seems similar in a lot of ways, but the distinction is that this is match based without the survival elements like hunger, rather than a persistent world. Good way to get some of that sweet sweet permadeath rush though.

I feel like this was actually code. Your children are trying to tell you something.

Transformers, indicates that you need to embrace change, Real Steel is telling you that you need to invest in steel commodities, and Trolls is letting you know you are being trolled by them.

Any Nyko stuff that doesn’t come with a battery is fine by me.

https://kotaku.com/only-one-joy-con-was-harmed-in-the-modding-of-this-swit-1821875318

On that note: so, they have a brig, but no one guards it, and Tyler is able to temporarily release a prisoner without anyone noticing?

joy pros and cons

That Scooby-Doo acknowledges Flim Flam blows my fucking mind.

In both instances, she has her Force powers because the universe says so.

Mom could be whomever Luke was gallivanting around with searching for the temple or any of the women mentioned in the EU he could have slept with and unknowingly impregnated.

So then why is the Skywalker family seemingly the only family where multiple people and multiple generations have it?

It’s the “energy field behind all living things that binds the galaxy together.” It can absolutely be both.

The kid IS ABSOLUTELY nobody, he’s just some kid. He’s a visual representation of the Force reawakening in the galaxy.

She remembers being abandoned. She knows it happened. We see very clearly she is left with the same slaver she was with on Jakku.

Kylo Ren does lie to her though. But the lie isn’t that her parents are nobodies; it’s that nobody else cares about her but him. And that she isn’t important without him.

That’s why it hurts…