Rude? Nah, not rude at all. I know you’re involved in the movies, or at least sincerely interested in them (which, you know, is sometimes a bit of a rarity around here.
PURPLE DRANK.
Wait, so Kidman plays a paedo?
Wait, that isn’t Eurovision 2014 winner Conchita Wurst in the title pic?
Did the surgeon lose her jaw during the surgery and had to rummage around in the parts bin for something close enough and slap it on there before she woke up?
Why don't they just play music in the middle of a minefield to attract all the aliens and kill them?
Dude, that’s not cool. You really shouldn’t make light of someone’s appeara- JESUS BEATBOXING CHRIST.
Completely reasonable statement.
Dunno what the fines are where Jen is, but it’s $120 for spilling your guts in a cab down here.
Exactly. The only technology it’s showing off is the advancements in Selleys Spakfilla.
Now, Gregor, if we were to, say, assign numerical labels to the walls of that room, what...what number would you give to the wall she’s looking at, eh?
Exactly. I mean, I liked Hugo, but jeez, I only ever saw it in 2D but the “PUT ON 3D GLASSES NOW!” moments were jarring. Wouldn’t say I’d pay the $5 premium for it.
Serious, Wright’s look-ma-I’m-de-aged closeup straight into the camera (it’s even worse because she goes to the camera, rather than the camera going to her - where’s that camera mounted? ON THE FOURTH WALL, BABY!) reminds of when they were trying to make 3D movies An Actual Thing, and you got all those f64 shots where…
Did you see? Did you SEE, Ugh?! Look! Robin Wright walks right up to the camera in the first five seconds of the trailer! Look at her FACE! She looks not a day over 26!
They managed to make the football scene in Maverick somehow even more homoerotic.
Was it called Holy Shit, That’s Gayer Than A Bag Of Cats: When Subtext May As Well Be Just Be Plain Text 101?
Holy shit, Bob Zemeckis somehow managed to make Hanks look even less human than he did in Polar Express.