I hope it was a Pasifika one. Those guys’re cool.

In the books, Ludlum managed to keep her around, while not as actively as in the first film (or book) but still enough to keep her fairly prominent. While not spoiling it, she is plays a vital role in kicking off the second book’s plot, and has a lot of action on her own, away from Bourne.

The main reason to dislike the Bourne sequels is, of course, that hack Palsy Greengrass directing them.

Hey, there’s at least on other piece of German cinema that took hold of the Simpsons’ writer’s room:

CHOO-CHOO! AVC’S GOT THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HATE TRAIN REPAIRED AND RAISIN’ STEAM AND PULLING INTO THE STATION AGAIN! ALL ABOARD, MOTHERFUCKERS. THE DINING CAR IS SERVING A METRIC SHITTON OF TAYLOR SWIFT PRESS RELEASES WITH A SIDE OF SHITTY REALITY TV NO ONE WATCHES.

“Soulslike” up there with “Survival Game” in terms of making me more flaccid than a piece of tagliatelle boiled for forty minutes for those reasons.

Alan is to economics what Antony Green is to elections. 

Anton should learn to masturbate. 

And even though there’s 512 possibilities, my fucking router’ll still assign two of the eight devices hooked up to it the same fucking IP. 

Jack Antonoff?

“Meat needs seasoning” - Armie Hammer, probably.

You know what’s really good for tenderising and indigestion?

You shoulda seen what happened to the guys who saw Battlefield Earth in cinemas.

I Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford. 

“I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one of them" as the old bumper sticker goes. 

Not someone who wasn’t blessed with a TBI, that’s for damn sure.

It’s always bad when Alan Kohler has to drop the trademark deadpan sarcasm...

It’s simple. Techbros think they're infallible, and cannot stand someone proving they're not. 

Has that ever gotten your dick wet?