They could at least get her job title right.

I love how America's whole deal is trying to colonise the rest of the world with its own special neuroses. 

IIRC, they’re a pretty good balance of carbs, but mostly protein (well, such as it is).

IIRC, it was “Detective Vision” in Arkham Asylum.

Supersize Me’s whole premise is like buying a Ferrari and going “Oh, this thing can hit 200mph and I can drive it in traffic? WELL GOSH I GUESS FERRARI WANTS ME TO DRIVE IT IN TRAFFIC AT 200MPH SO I BETTER DO IT.”

Olympic athletes fucking love McNuggets.

Proto, this had better not be you dropping hints that you’re headed out to Murder County to hunt down prom queens. 

Clearly it’s going to be Knives Out 3: Death, Death, Death, Amway, Amway, Amway.

TISM reformed, and there was nary a fuckin’ word here.

The worst thing about the Paste buy-out is what the fuck am I gonna do with the Justin Timberlake voodoo doll? Do they not know how hard it was to get samples of his hair?

I’ve called more people cunts than Sam Barsanti had wedgies in high school, and I’m still in the fuckin’ greys. 

Is Bugs Bunny in drag a character in this?

...as long as it’s not legacyqueling Beverly Hills Cop III.

This review is better, so maybe Gorber’s learning. His review for Oh, Canada was also godawful - full of terrible alliteration and his terminal Roget’s disease.

What I want to know is why they have him played by Sebastian Stan, an actor most famous for a character who’s an American who was captured by the Russians and manipulated by them into to obliviously doing their nefarious biddin- wait. Never mind.

You know which show handled it really well? Justified. Love how it showed the weed growers of Harlan - a poor and marginalised people - finally having a chance to become legitimately successful (and the tensions that brought). 

“That’s great, but can we get meaningful viewership statistics on some of your other shows? For example, Netflix True Crime Series #13,956, Prom Queen Murdering Murderers Of Murder County, was heavily advertised as one of the headline shows of February, but we’ve heard little of it since-”

Wrong fucking reply. Thanks, Kinja. 

I legit cannot think of any reason to bring back long-finished shows, apart from brand recognition - and no, that is not a good reason. 

Can we get a show of hands - who asked for this?