Thank you! To my shame, and indeed pop culture in general’s, I didn’t know her name - the fact that she’s not as famous as Lucas is a tragedy. I read her wiki page, and, holy crap: George Lucas referring to her as a simply Valley Girl while describing himself as the intellectual is just...yeah. About what I would…

God, Phil Hartman was a talent and treasure.

Huh. You just explained something for me in Ghost Recon: Breakpoint.

So. I did what anyone’d do and start typing “Wolf Blitzer Jeopard-” into YouTube but as the drop down populated “Wolf Blitzer vomits” appeared and, well...

Yeah, it’s the whole fetish for being unquestioningly-in-charge-of-and-also-above-everything fetish all techbros have. His fetish is Augustu Caesar:

Jacob Earl Walters, the titular Sofa King, is manic on the outside, but depressive on the inside, especially after behemoth Swedish furniture store that is completely legally-distinct from Ikea Möbelställe opens its first store in the district, his son wants to study medicine instead of take over the store, his…

I do appreciate that it’s an actual quiz show with decent prize money but without some gimmick or element of random chance.

It’s kinda hard to make out, but the fact that it looks like he’s staring wide-eyed in shock down the barrel of the camera is mint.

Zuckerberg has the exact same haircut...

If you told me that was photoshopped I'd believe you. 

So...Clueless?

Yes, that’s really why he has it. 

We demand more mop-headed incest! MORE!

One thing that sticks in my mind is the amazing Aston Martin flip from Casino Royale. It wasn’t that it met my expectations but rather that it exceeded them...

Oh, was Rhianna not available?

Nah, it’s just Paul Keating, you ignorant cunt.

Because he’s a rich white cunt who lives in New York?

Yeah, but when you put it like that you make it sound like he’s using the spectre of anti-Semitism to cowardly hide behind so he can get his own shitty opinions across and and not have to deal with any contravening ideas- oh. Wait. 

Do you guys refer to Senators as “unrepresentative swill” as well?