Yes, yes, ok, yes, but - hear me out:

I love watching you dipshit jump through hoops to try to support genocide and and still try to call yourselves left wing.

“Don’t ya hate it when the intern hands you your coffee and she makes eye contact? I mean, jeez, didn’t you read your contract, you dumb slut?”

Tulsa Sofa King

Look, it gives Kev a way to cosplay his cowboy fetish the same way all those WWII shows give Tom Hanks a way to play World War II:

As a man most famous to these students as a bee who ended up fucking a human lady in a CGI kids movie, he’s the perfect choice to appeal to all the furries graduating from Computer Science.

The best bit is he heard my written text, which means my voice plays in his head ever time I type.

Never understood how the fuck Lucas is spoken of as being in the same field as the Hollywood New Wave guys like Spielberg, Scorsese, Bogdanovich, Lynch, Coppola, Altman, et al, other than just being around at the same damn time.

Chief among their reimagining will be imagining people under 45 knowing what MTV is.

No worries, Kinja’ll Kinja.

I mean, if you ranked the characters in terms of memorability, it’s like:

Oh dear god, no.

It’s exploiting people who’ve suffered genuine trauma for fun and profit. And don’t give us that “raising awareness” bullshit.

He wouldn’t shut up about how Byron used to be cool but then all the celebrities ruined it.

Everything everyone likes about Seinfeld is everything but the titular character. There’s one-shot characters that are more memorable than Jerry. 

This is the second-least threatening photo I’ve seen on this site in the past year.

And before someone says “HE NEVER SAID THAT, NILUS”, that’s the point: that’s the level of...humour...people associate Jerry with. “Who is eating these tiny bags of peanuts?”

No edge. He’s like the least edgiest comedian. (Drilled bowling balls can have up to three edges.) The important thing is that my comment cause recoegnitions to crack the sads over it:

He posted this before the obit. 

He is the undrilled bowling ball of comedians.