Fucking well played. Brilliant.

Don’t worry, the following isn’t AI, if it makes you feel better...

Tarsem Singh! One of the my favourite - and sadly, underrated and underemployed - directors slash cinematographers.

On the other hand, I get to see XB Falcons getting torn up, and not have to be in Ipswich to do so. 

Fucking Rumble In The Bronx, man, where he breaks his foot, gets a cast put on it, then stretches a sneaker-printed condom over the cast so he can keep going...

Todd’s method of storytelling is classic nerdwriting: if it’s not explicitly spelled out to reader, very loudly and very slowly and very often, it is simply not relevant. He’s a bog-standard adventure novel writer, writing at about a high-school, Young Adult level - or at least signing off on the pap Emil Pagliarulo’s…

I’ve never broadcast it on TV.

ctrl+f “Shaun”

I never got the idea of roasts. It’s one of those quaint American traditions that just sound really...eh, like Saturday Night Live or medical debt.

Fuck yeah. Load up on the Molotovs!

Joey’s sounds awesome - I think that might’ve been after my time. Need to get back up there soon.

I didn’t realise he was the son of the miners - the classic 1970s English artistic upbringing.

Tolkien lifted a lot of stuff. He wasn’t so much an author as an academic.

Well, they did just ban the game in 170 countries. Not everyone's American. 

Yes, he's Italian. 

Goddamn Luther Lee Boggs...

Yeah, but they can fix that by having NASCAR run a race in the opposite direction.

Ah, those Seppoes can just have another piece of...

I think they had a song about going through the desert on an anonymous equine.